Why you should grow a beard.

Beards, so full of mystery. They raise so many questions. How does the face no when to stop and the beard begin, what's under all that hair, how long did it take to grow, does a beard make you look smarter. One things for certain though, they look manly as hell. They make the boys men, they make the men better men and I personally like to think each one of those hairs represents an epiphany the wearer has had. Nothing says you gotta few stories to tell like an awesome full beard yet many of us live in denial and commit to the razor and wash there inner man down the plughole, my question to that is WHY?? If you have the foundations of a potential great chin warmer do yourself favour and embrace that badboy. Ignore any negative comments you recieve for there will always be haters. Do not fret though cause deep down inside they are Jelly. They envy what they haven't been BLESSED with and the women they wish there fella was like the alpha they see before them. So I ask all you beard sporters to step outside, hold your head up high, let the wind catch that magnificant growth and march forward as MEN...